I’m a Pirate, Take Me To Stranger Tides!

... ... BOO!!! Imagine yourself being a pirate, hiding in the bushes in the middle of the night, watching someone walking in the jungle. All the sudden, you jump out with your trusty sword, point it at his neck and say "BOO!" to him. I'm sure he'll be terrified till he pees in his pants haha!

We can learn more about pirates in the upcoming movie "Pirates of the Carribean: The Stranger Tides" in 3D, thanks to Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures Malaysia! Get some tips on how to be daring, scary and humourous at the same time from the one and only Captain Jack Sparrow!

There are a lot of perks on being a pirate. The best 3 things of being a pirate:

1. Can force people to walk on a plank at the edge of the boat while sharks waiting to indulge their 'delicacy' below!!!

"Arrrr... Jump if yer don obey! Wahahaha!"

2. In search of gold, mystical undersea creatures and tons of hidden paradise! Maybe one day I'll find out what causes airplane to fall into the Bermuda Triangle (undersea creatures perhaps?) or discover the location of the lost world of Atlantis!

"Arrrrr you chocolate or munney?? Let me bite ya to find out!!!"

3. A pirate without a ship is not a pirate! I'm not talking about normal pirate ship. I mean state-of-the-art pirate ship with onboard computer, rocket launcher, enemy detection radar etc! Of course, it's also not a pirate ship without crews and women, hot ones!!!

"I want er flying pirate shippppp!!! Y no u give me??!!"

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